It's a Vicious, Vicious Cycle (And the Introduction of Fitz the Owl)

I have a puzzling, perplexing predicament.

You see, I'm a night owl. To the max. There is absolutely nothing in me that likes to tolerate mornings. They're much too early.

But because I'm in school, and I have registered for classes that start relatively early for me (9:00 - it's a stretch making it there on time every day!), you'd think that I would have gotten over this quirk of mine, right?

Wrong.

I've pulled more all-nighters this semester than I did in my previous high school and college life combined.

See, the problem with me pulling an all-nighter is that the next day I sleep more in order for my body to catch up. I already have problems with sleeping too deep (I've slept through five alarms more than once), which means I don't get up for my morning class. So I pull another all-nighter in order to make sure I get to my class on time. Which means I'm still super tired, because I don't have any time during the day to take naps. And even when I do, if I take a nap, I can't fall asleep that night.

It's a vicious, vicious cycle.

So now I think I'll get some owl-eye goggles, color in the dark circles under my eyes, and make random "whoo" noises in class. And name myself Fitz.

Welcome, Fitz the Owl! OvO (<----psst, that's supposed to be an owl's face)