I am eating a strawberry poptart. Right now. As in at this moment I am chewing and chomping away on sugary deliciousness (I'm so sorry, salt! I had to do it! I promise it's only a phase! ...A monthly phase!)
I would like to take the time to express how wonderful my father is (he is the one that saw my post on Facebook and stopped on his way home from work to surprise me with said poptarts). And I also want people to know how much I love strawberry poptarts. I'm choosing this poptart over salt.* They are sweet sugary-ness that proves that, yes, I am human. And a woman. A very womanly human.
Nom.
*For those of you who were not aware, I love salt more than life itself. I'm addicted to salt like some people are addicted to sugar. It is my dream to get one of those salt wheels and just sit down and lick it. I eat salt straight like that.
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