An Open Letter To My Grammar Professor

Dear Professor,

I DON'T CARE WHY YOU WANT TO TEACH. I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU WANT TO TEACH. I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR SELF-CONGRATULATED SPEECHES TO US. I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FAMILY, I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU SAYING THINGS IN FIVE SUPERFLUOUS WAYS.

I DO, HOWEVER, CARE ABOUT GRAMMAR, WHICH SEEMS TO BE THE LAST THING THAT YOU WANT US TO UNDERSTAND IN THIS CLASS.

PLEASE STOP WASTING OUR TIME AND THEN COMPLAINING ABOUT US NOT ATTENDING CLASS.

Sincerely,

A Regular Absentee Who Cannot Stand You As A  Person