Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Out of the Mouth of Babes....

[SETTING: APRICOT and LITTLE SISTER cuddle together on the living room couch, watching the Olympics. Currently they are watching the commercials between events.]

VENUS COMMERCIAL: VENUS makes your legs silky smooth! [Cue footage of silky smooth legs]

LITTLE SISTER: [Reaches over and feels APRICOT's leg]

APRICOT: [Alarmed] What are you doing?

LITTLE SISTER: {Referring to razors] Yep, you need that.

Friday, July 13, 2012

BLAME IT ON MY A.D.D., BABY

I am obsessed with "Sail" by AWOLNATION. Obsessed. As in I'm-texting-one-of-my-best-friends-the-song-lyrics-every-three-seconds obsessed.

It is amazing.

And it's scary how much I relate to it at this moment.

Also, I'm growing out my hair. I think I look like I belong in a boy band, but everyone else says it's adorable.  Bobby pins are my best friend! I'm using them to make my hair look like I have an asymmetrical cut when really it isn't.

SAIL.